
THE JITTANY CLASSIC is an annual event that reeks of excellence, beer, gambling, yak, pee, honor, integrity, tenacity, and grown ass men. Teams battle in several unathletic events that are played while drinking or hungover. We do this because we're awful and real sports are hard. Some might say we're kind of a big deal. Those that know us would disagree. Either way, there's no denying that The Jittany stirs up some smiles, and, above all else, it is what it is.
The Jittany Classic is comprised of the following handsome young men (hover over an image for player info):

DF
Champ: '05,'07,'10
MTP: '07
Horse's Ass: '03,'07,'08
You Suck!: '09

DTAVAK
Champ: '04
MTP: none
Horse's Ass: '02
You Suck!: '03,'10

GILL
Champ: '02,'05,'06,'09
MTP: '02
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: '06,'11

GSIL
Champ: '06,'07,'08,'10
MTP: '05
Horse's Ass: '09
You Suck!: none

HAYES
Champ: '04,'06,'08,'09,'11
MTP: '04
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: none

HOTA
Champ: '11
MTP: none
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: '07,'08

JBON
Champ: '06,'08,'10,'11
MTP: '06,'08
Horse's Ass: '05,'11
You Suck!: none

KMAN
Champ: '03,'04
MTP: '03
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: none

MEEK
Champ: '05,'07,'08,'09
MTP: '09
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: '02

REMETER
Champ: '05,'06,'07,'09,'11
MTP: '11
Horse's Ass: '06
You Suck!: none

SCUZ
Champ: '04,'07,'10,'11
MTP: '10
Horse's Ass: '04,'10
You Suck!: none

THUNDA
Champ: '04,'05,'06,'07
MTP: none
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: none

KINS
Champ: '04,'05
MTP: none
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: none

FENTON
Champ: none
MTP: none
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: none

DGAUL
Champ: '05,'06
MTP: none
Horse's Ass: none
You Suck!: none












